a small dose of reality

keeping it semi real, promoting conservatives, taking potshots at fools, democrats other than Obama, liberals, the left, know it alls, the dnc, etc., reviews of models, pundits and blogs

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people in the Boston

 telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University."     - William J. Buckley, Jr.

 

2006/9/14

Chavez Says Ailing Castro on the Mend While Poisoning Fidel in Demented Power Grab

Tags:
@ 10:55 PM (25 months, 8 days ago)

 

HAVANA (AP) —                                                  

Fidel Castro was "walking, singing" and "almost well enough to play baseball" and scarfing down Jello pudding by the bucket load (when upright), Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez declared after meeting with the ailing leader Thursday in Cuba during a trip to Cuba for the Non-aligned Movement summit.

 

Prior to Chavez's Gitmo vacation, that is.   "I have hired Bill Cosby to personally mixup all the pudding Fidel wants and hand feed the drooling imbecile."

Personally recommended by Ray Nagin

"The stupid bitches think I like them.  I am only doing this to cover ALL the child support I pay."

copywrite 2006- Barry G.

 

 

2006/8/17

Hugo Chavez Attends Appointment of Fidel Castro as New Jello Pudding Spokesman Replacing Bill Cosby

Tags:
@ 09:45 PM (26 months, 6 days ago)

 

Dictator Chavez flew in for this momentous occasion.  Jello officials reasoned that since Cosby's image has been continually tarnished by casual sex, extramarital affairs and bastard children while Castro is recovering and eating pudding in bed. He even held up the day's paper in a picture for the press to show that he's really still alive.  Castro is just a more appealing person now and will increase pudding sales.

I will send you all the pudding you can eat mi amigo.

The amigos were also observed exchanging this "unknown device"