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I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. 

William F. Buckley, Jr.

2007/7/22

Genie Helps Devise Solution for World Peace

@ 01:01 AM (90 months, 15 days ago)

 

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!  With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious state.  "Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge  wall around those countries.


The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries...it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"

The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water." Pooooof!  WORLD PEACE!!

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2006/10/14

Ten Foot Marijuana Plants Used by Taliban to Frustrate Canadian Troops

@ 12:26 AM (99 months, 26 days ago)

Could this finally be the place where bin laden is bonged?

"We could make a fortune here"

Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

Endorsed by 95% of terrorists

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.

"Can we assist you with any computer related issues while you are here?"

"My men had to go all the way to India to find a 7-11 to grab some snacks.  I didn't have enough troops to put in the field until they got back."

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."

"Be all that you can be"  Military service provides unexpected benefits

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

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2006/10/9

Hillary Adopts New Muslim Name - Another Dose of Political Expediency

@ 01:10 AM (100 months, 1 day ago)

 

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY.  FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.  SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:

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SELDOM BIN LAYED

 

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

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2006/10/4

Domestic Spying Approved in the Interim by 6th Circuit Court of Appeals

@ 11:03 PM (100 months, 5 days ago)

 

THIS is NEWS.  Foley WAS news 4 days ago, today he is vicious demlib political fodder that clogs the airwaves and internet

Bad news for real terrorists and their helpers.  Bad news for the demlib paranoid conspiracy theorists.  The Men in Black are BACK.  BIG VICTORY FOR THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.

The Bush administration can continue its warrantless surveillance program while it appeals a judge's ruling that the program is unconstitutional, a federal appeals court ruled Wednesday.

The president has said the program is needed in the war on terrorism; opponents argue it oversteps constitutional boundaries on free speech, privacy and executive powers.

The unanimous ruling from a three-judge panel of the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals gave little explanation for the decision. In the three-paragraph ruling, judges said that they balanced the likelihood an appeal would succeed, the potential damage to both sides and the public interest.

The Bush administration applauded the decision.

"We are pleased to see that it will be allowed to continue while the Court of Appeals examines the trial court's decision, with which we strongly disagree," Deputy White House press secretary Dana Perino said in a statement.

You know who you are.....run and hide like your hero bin laden

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

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2006/9/24

If the Yellow Dog bin laden IS Dead - a Well Deserved Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

@ 06:29 PM (100 months, 15 days ago)

 

Not that it matters any more in the war on terror, the GEEK fake sheik has been effectively made the dog in a kennel he always has been.  For from finding virgins in heaven, the evildoer will find the well deserved eternal torture that properly awaits the GEEK and his followers.

DEAD YELLOW DOG GEEK

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

 

2006/8/25

Christiane Amanpour of CNN Has Been Having a Ten Year Affair with bin Laden

@ 01:48 AM (101 months, 16 days ago)

 

Christiane Amanpour has displayed a consistent pro terrorist agenda and now the reason is public.  CNN's resident bat seems to like sex in caves with dirty smelly bearded men on the sand.  Previously it was widely assumed she was a staunch lesbian in the Hillary Clinton mold.

The real question is why CNN only chose to present one side of the story.  Surely if someone anyone at CNN simply googled bin Laden they might accidently stumble onto something unflattering.  If they did look, they decided not to air it.

WHAT'S IN IT FOR BIN LADEN OTHER THAN FAVORABLE PR?  MAYBE HE LIKES THE WITCH'S BROOM STUCK UP HIS BUTT

 

 

 

 

2006/7/29

New York Times Lauded by bin Laden, muslims, islam, al queda, hezbollah and the Rest of the terrorists for Spearheading Spy Network

@ 12:01 PM (102 months, 13 days ago)

 

Imagine the spying dollars saved by the bunch of creeps.  And some of other are stupid enough to finance it.  Not me.  Never have never will.

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A nationwide boycott of this withering dinosaur may be the final step in addition to technology, the internet and alternative media to shut it down for good.  Centuries of holier than thou biased preached rather than news reporting has done incalcuable damage to the United States.  The Constitution protects the NYT.  Economics can eliminate the NYT.  Speak with your dollars and tell your uninformed or too lazy to cancel friends.

 

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Fortunately the next generation already knows better and the NYT is on it's way out finally.  Readership is declining.  It's desperation is beginning to parallel Dan Rather's.  Goodbye and good riddance NYT.

 

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Who is America's most dangerous traitor?  Jane Fonda, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, the New York Times, Benedict Arnold, Dan Rather, Star Jones or Barbara Walters?

2006/7/13

USS New York - Poised to Take Death to bin laden and assorted murdering muslim terrorist islamist

@ 12:53 AM (102 months, 29 days ago)

 

With a year to go before it even touches the water, the Navy's amphibious assault ship USS New York has already made history. It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center.

USS New York is about 45 percent complete and should be ready for launch in mid-2007. Katrina disrupted construction when it pounded the Gulf Coast last summer, but the 684-foot vessel escaped serious damage, and workers were back at the yard near New Orleans two weeks after the storm.

It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.

"It would be fitting if the first mission this ship would go on is to make sure that bin Laden is taken out, his terrorist organization is taken out," said Glenn Clement, a paint foreman. "He came in through the back door and knocked our towers down and (the New York) is coming right through the front door, and we want them to know that."