Iran and North Korea Launch Simultaneous Nuclear Missile Attack Against EACH OTHER

STAY IN HELL FOREVER ASSHOLES

"I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people in the Boston
telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University." - William F. Buckley, Jr.

STAY IN HELL FOREVER ASSHOLES

Defying international warnings, North Korea launched at least six missiles early on Wednesday and a seventh some 12 hours later, officials in Japan and South Korea said.
The long-range Taepodong-2 missile failed 40 seconds into its flight, U.S. officials said. Japanese and South Korean officials said the missiles fell into the sea separating the Korean peninsula from Japan.
Kim Jong il was so excited, he shot his load as well. The United Nations has passed a resolution to send a clean up team to handle both situations.