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2009/10/24

Bob Ford: Rare Phillies feat is one to savor

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@ 11:01 PM (28 days, 13 hours ago)

 

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This didn't have to happen for the Phillies, this return to the World Series, and all those people telling you to savor these moments because they are rare and fleeting are correct.

The players know it, too. They know how capricious the game can be, an injury that happens here, a trade that works out there, and no one can predict which teams will be tapped on the head by the magic wand in a given year. Teams that get this far have to be good, and the Phillies are certainly that, but they have to be lucky as well. That's why there are always sighs of relief mixed in with the whooping celebrations of the clubhouses. The game didn't decide to hate them this time around.

DAVID SWANSON / Staff Photographer
The celebration is in full swing at Citizens Bank Park after the Phillies eliminated the Dodgers in Game 5 of the NLCS on Wednesday night.
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Reminding Philadelphia fans that the baseball gods are not always kind seems unnecessary, as if two wonderful years of enjoying Charlie Manuel guide his silver ship can blot out the long seasons of watching Nick Leyva or Terry Francona crash their rudderless vessels into the rocks.

No, this is special and rare, and for further reference as the World Series approaches, it's worth wondering whatever happened to the Tampa Bay Rays, last year's opponent. The Rays, having shed the Devil from their nickname along with the demons of a losing tradition, came into the World Series billed as a young team on the rise. Maybe a little premature in their arrival at a stage that large, but definitely not out of place in those surroundings. The Rays had made it, and they weren't going anywhere soon.

Except that's not exactly the way it worked out.

This could have been the Phillies' fate when they were also a young team on the rise in 2005 or 2006, trying to find a way to build around a homegrown corps of talent. General manager Pat Gillick fussed and fiddled with the roster a lot before the tumblers of the lock fell into place. If figuring that Adam Eaton and Freddy Garcia might be the answer isn't the definition of trial and error, then perhaps it is Wes Helms and Rod Barajas.

In any case, it worked out for the Phillies and has continued to work, even as they have struggled to keep the starting rotation together with one breath only to find the bullpen falling apart with the next. The offense has been a constant, but that is because they were sharp enough to replace Pat Burrell with Raul Ibanez, and lucky enough to have Jayson Werth spectacularly complete a comeback from an injury that nearly ended his career.

With the Rays, things weren't quite as fortunate this season. Tampa Bay set team records this season in runs, home runs, extra-base hits, walks, stolen bases, and on-base percentage, and as soon as the season was over the Rays fired their hitting coach. Now, that's interesting.

One season after winning 97 games, the Rays dipped to 84-78. They came out of the box with a 9-14 April, revived through the middle of the season, but then fell apart in September after management traded away pitcher Scott Kazmir and after slugger Carlos Pena was lost to injury. In one stretch, the Rays lost 17 of 21 games, finally finishing 19 games behind the Yankees in the AL East and 11 games behind the wild-card Red Sox.

The difference between the Rays and the Phillies might be partly the difference between the AL East and the NL East, too. Stumble for a little while in Tampa Bay's division and those energy eaters from New York and Boston will leave their huge carbon footprints all over you. The Phils are in a more forgiving position, but they have to be credited for taking advantage of it, and their 93 regular-season wins are still the fourth-highest in franchise history since the turn of the century.

For the second straight season, the Phillies won't end the year making excuses, regardless of the Series outcome. You can't say the same for the Dodgers, who had the best record in the National League this season, glided past the Cardinals in the first round, but barely made a dent on the championship series.

Just as they did in 2008, the Dodgers took the five-game dismissal with a cool aplomb, which partly explains why they keep getting dismissed. Back home, where the fans are already more interested in how Kobe will blend with Andrew Bynum, there's no retribution from the town that put the LA in la-di-dah.

What would fans in Philadelphia call a good team that kept getting close but never reached the final goal? Oh, that's right. The Eagles.

There's the best reminder that these runs at the championship don't have to happen. Take a glance across the street from Citizens Bank Park at Lincoln Financial Field. If that doesn't make you savor the moment, nothing will.

 


Contact columnist Bob Ford

at 215-854-5842 or bford@phillynews.com. Read

his blog at http://philly.com/postpatterns.

2009/1/17

Obama Poised to Become Most Ass-kissed President in History

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@ 07:17 PM (10 months, 8 days ago)

 

When he is inaugurated on January 20, President-elect Barack Obama is on track to become the most ass-kissed president in the nation's history, some historians believe.

Those experts say that with conservative pundits and evangelists scurrying to hop aboard the Obama bandwagon, in addition to the liberal talking heads who have been kissing his ass for months, the President-elect's buttocks are being sucked to a degree that is without precedent.

"Abraham Lincoln is perhaps our country's greatest president," says Doris Kearns Goodwin, noted historian and author of the bestselling Team of Rivals,  "but he never had his fanny kissed like this."

At MSNBC, a top executive announced today that the news network would suspend its regular programming between now and the Inauguration "to administer one long, glorious blowjob to President-elect Barack Obama."

The network's new promos reflect this agenda, as a disembodied voice asks the viewer, "Do you remember the moment when you fell in love with Barack Obama?"

At the final press conference of his presidency, George W. Bush ruefully contrasted his treatment by the press with the historic level of suckage being bestowed on the President-elect's buttal region.

"You people never kissed my hiney like you're kissing his, and you know it," Mr. Bush said.  "As far as I'm concerned, you bastards can all go to hell."

Mr. Bush later struck an elegiac note, saying that he was considering several options for his retirement, including a return to full-time drinking.

 

Copywrite 2008 - BG

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2006/7/5

Le Français fou ne peut pas même rester vivant pour la finale de tasse du monde

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@ 10:30 PM (41 months, 5 days ago)

 

La célébration française sort de la commande.  Reste si dur vivant. La jubilation de la France à avancer à la finale de tasse du monde a été coupée sous peu par la mort d'un ventilateur dans un accident de souterrain dans la frénésie suivant la victoire 1-0 sur le Portugal mercredi. La victime montée placé sur un train à la station de métro d'opéra, à Paris central sous l'opéra célèbre Garnier, et est tombée à environ le minuit. La police a dit que les circonstances de l'accident sont demeurées peu claires.    L'incident a perturbé le trafic tandis que le système de métro était emballé avec le titre de personnes à la maison après le match ou le titre pour célébrer.    La plupart des ventilateurs sont restés paisibles mais activés, montants des monuments de Paris et dansants par des rues de plusieurs villes. Avancer ceci loin dans le tournoi a été particulièrement doux pour une nation assaillie par malaise - et une qui a eu peu de foi dans son équipe entrant dans la tasse.   

La violence dispersée a été rapportée en tant que ventilateurs rauques sortis de la main. Les désaccords ont éclaté à Lyon après le match, et les ouvriers de secours ont évacué environ 20 personnes blessées, le département de feu de Lyon dit. Quelques voitures ont été également incendiées et vandalized.    Quelques désaccords ont été rapportés au stade de Charlety à Paris méridional, où le match était émission de phase sur un écran énorme. Une personne était blessée et hospitalisé, la police a dit.    Parties de rue après que le football principal gagne souvent l'extrémité avec la violence dispersée. Mais la police a été particulièrement vigilante après les émeutes qui ont éclaté l'automne passé dans les voisinages préoccupés de la France, où beaucoup d'immigrés d'Afrique vivent avec leurs enfants Français-soutenus.    La plupart des ventilateurs sont restés ignorants de n'importe quel ennui.    Les dizaines de milliers ont versé sur les champions Elysees, le boulevard le plus célèbre de Paris, fonctionnement, galopant et partying vers l'arc de Triomphe.


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