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2006/10/9

North Korea test fires long-range missile shorter-range rockets Wednesday - long-range test failed within a minute

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@ 08:36 PM (21 months, 19 days ago)

 

Let's get this straight.  The test firing of a nuclear weapon was a cry for attention and help.  "We want to be your trading partners and we want you to give us financial aid, please pay attention to us."  Folklore has had it that the Asian mind moves in mysterious ways, but this one is a puzzle.

HELLO Kim, the United States simply means what America says.  Don't overthink it dude.  Listen to the words.  The words resonate truth.  The U.S. invade North Korea?  Are you nuts with Chavez and Castro so conveniently located?

CNN anchor John King discussed the tests Wednesday with former chief U.S. weapons inspector David Kay.

KING: What is [North Korean leader] Kim Jong-Il's calculation?

KAY: ... We all ought to be honest, there's very little that we know about the internal dynamics of that regime, but that here is an individual who desperately wants attention.

He needs a deal with the United States, he believes, both for security and economic reasons. And essentially, the Bush administration has stiff-armed him, not being willing to come forward with direct negotiations outside of the group-of-six discussions.

So I think it's a desperate play. It obviously didn't work. And I think the most interesting sidebar story is going to be what happens in Pyongyang? Who vouched for the reliability of this missile, and what are the consequences now that it failed? ...

KING: Many would reflexively say, if the test of this new long-range missile failed, that it weakens Pyongyang's hand. But this is, as you said, a secretive, reclusive regime. We don't know much about its internal calculations. Could it cause some desperate reaction, if you will?

KAY: I worry as much about weakening Pyongyang's hand as strengthening [it] because we know so little about it. The one thing we do know -- or think we know -- is it has five to six nuclear warheads and is a secretive regime. So, a weakened Pyongyang might not necessarily be more in the interest of stability and peace on the Korean Peninsula and that part of East Asia.

I don't think we know enough to know how this will play out. I think that probably is the focus of what limited intelligence gathering we have right now.

KING: [Some] have said they wish the administration was more generous in what it was willing to put on the table, the carrots, if you will. ... One would assume the last thing the president would be inclined to do is to put more carrots on the table.

KAY: I think that's absolutely true. Although I must say, the carrot that they really want -- North Korea really wants a relationship with the United States. ... We've spoken the opposite way, of asking the Chinese to bring more pressure on the North Koreans.

My read of North Korea, and my discussions when I've been in Asia recently, is that the North Koreans are deeply suspicious of the Chinese. They realize how much economic power [the Chinese] have over them. And they would like a relationship with us as much to counter the Chinese.

I think it likely this was a stupid, ill-advised ploy on their part. But it also shows how little they understand the U.S.

Read a little Confucius Kim and get your shit together, you are confused bud


 

 

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2006/9/9

Iranian Kook Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Rejects Nuke Rebuke, Despite Fluke

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@ 10:23 PM (22 months, 19 days ago)

 

The combative president of Iran continued to reject a resolution by Western nations that his nation stop its development of the atomic bomb for peaceful purposes, even though, through some fluke, inspectors from The International Atomic Energy Agency discovered new traces of highly enriched uranium at the bully mullah nation’s leading nuclear bomb factory.

Eat Shit and Die Wile E. Coyote

They also discovered traces of the potentially explosive material as the result of two previous flukes. But the current fluke is even more worrisome: the new nuke traces do not have the same nuclear fingerprints as the previous ones. In other words, they’re from a different and curiously troubling source.

Of course, the agency is doing its usual self-examination, saying maybe some of the contaminants came from nuclear enrichment equipment it bought from sucker providers in search of, as Lenin said capitalists would provide, “the noose to hang themselves with.”

The only unequivocal voice continues to be the US, in particular, the embattled George Bush, who is right out front about applying sanctions for Iran’s uncompromising pursuit of nukes. While saying he's for a diplomatic solution, he added, “There must be consequences for Iran’s defiance, and we must not allow Iran to develop a nuclear weapon.”

But hold on just a bit longer, George. The Pentagon has recently estimated that Iran, due to the welcome underachievement of its scientific prowess, would need another five years to develop an operational nuke. Many consider this an overestimate.

Meanwhile, the calculatingly cautious Europeans are once again enjoying letting us, in taking the lead toward a safer and perhaps even saner world, continue to enhance our reputation as a reliable and worthy trading partner in the Middle East. Just to let us go out on the limb even more they announced they’re giving Iran two more weeks to make up its already written-in-The-Stone-Age intentions.

Defiant even in the face of a visit by the ambassador of large talk and little effect, Kofi Annan, and his vow “to address the nuclear issue,” the kook has vowed to continue work on his nuke for the greater glory of Allah.

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2006/8/27

Iran test fires long-range missile called sagheb claimed to be radar evading and submarine launchable

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@ 07:13 PM (23 months, 2 days ago)

 

Iran test fired a long-range, radar-evading missile on Sunday from a submarine in the Gulf as part of war games that began earlier this month, state television reported.

The missile was called Sagheb, which means Piercing (tongue?), but the report did not give the missile's range (6 feet?).

In reality a water plume from a super soaker

"Minutes ago it was launched from a submarine in the Persian Gulf and it hit the target (Tehran's only Taco Bell)," television reported.

Western nations have been watching developments in Iran's missile capabilities with concern amid a standoff over the country's nuclear program, which the West says is aimed at building atomic bombs. Iran says the program is only civilian.

A navy admiral, named only as Kouchaki, told state television the missile had been designed and produced in Iran.

"I insist that Harrison Ford play me in the movie version of 'Death of Iran'."

"It can be installed and launched by Iran's navy. It is a long-range missile, with a very high speed and destructive power. It is also radar evading," he said.

The Islamic Republic has three aging Kilo class diesel-electric Russian submarines (garbage buckets) and also builds midget submarines (sardine cans for burying dead frogmen). Military analysts say Iranian men often exaggerate their sexual abilities which Iranian women say don't equal battery less vibrators.

But they also say Iranian forces could, if pushed, cause havoc (from laughing at what jackasses Iranians are) in shipping lanes in the Gulf.

2006/8/12

Iran and North Korea Launch Simultaneous Nuclear Missile Attack Against EACH OTHER

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@ 08:50 PM (23 months, 17 days ago)

 

STAY IN HELL FOREVER ASSHOLES

2006/7/8

North Korean Ambassador Pleads to UN - "Missiles Are Only Used to Help Kim Jong il's ED"

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@ 09:33 AM (24 months, 22 days ago)

 

The latest on the North Korean Missiles is that they are harmless says the Ambassador.  There is no nuclear capability and the launches are solely to humor Kim Jong il who is no longer able to get off watching Michael Jackson videos but videos of the missiles do it for him now.