Convention agenda!
Sponsored by hairy armpits.
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse
Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. – Anti War rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. -Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples).
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. -Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim
Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re- enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean
'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and
same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor
Barney Franks wet dream.
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?
How does Bill win these things? How come no one is asking me to get laid?
I will never have to have sex with THAT woman again.
copywrite 2006 - Barry G.
