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I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. 

William F. Buckley, Jr.

2009/7/5

Texas Job Interview

@ 01:41 AM (61 months, 22 days ago)

 

A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. 

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:


"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?" 

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
 

 

 

Copywrite 2009 - BG

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2007/5/9

Dave Oreck Proposes Solution to muslim fundamentalism menace

@ 01:06 AM (88 months, 7 hours ago)

 

They can be sucked up, bagged and dropped off the

continental shelf or your money back !!

 

Copywrite 2007  -  Barry G.

2006/10/9

Hillary Adopts New Muslim Name - Another Dose of Political Expediency

@ 01:10 AM (95 months, 2 days ago)

 

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY.  FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.  SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:

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SELDOM BIN LAYED

 

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

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2006/9/17

Pope Benedict XVI Apologizes to Muslims - NOT

@ 01:26 PM (95 months, 23 days ago)

 

Hooray for the Pope.  Pope Benedict used the technique of apologized for them being offended NOT for what he said that offended them.  Good for him.  The Pope was RIGHT in the first place.  The muslims prove it every day and openly declare their goal of killing the rest of us and ultimate world domination.

Courageously exposes islamist nazism for what it is

"Pope Benedict XVI "sincerely regrets" offending Muslims with his reference to an obscure medieval text that characterizes some of the teachings of Islam's founder as "evil and inhuman,"", said a senior Vatican official. 

The pope's suggestion that compulsion and violence are inherent features of Islam has outraged the Muslim world. In Afghanistan, where apostates are subject to execution, the parliament and the Foreign Ministry demanded an apology. In Yemen, where religious conversion is punishable by death, the president has threatened to sever diplomatic ties. In the West Bank, Palestinians attacked four churches with guns and firebombs.

The muslims proved the Pope's point immediately with idiotic statements such as:

"Whoever offends our Prophet Muhammad should be killed on the spot by the nearest Muslim."

for the teachings leading to islamist nazism

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

 

2006/9/15

The Barry G. Story

@ 01:14 AM (95 months, 26 days ago)

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Barry G.

 Sage,  Statesman

 Father of American Conservatism

 

 

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

2006/9/6

Boxer and Pelosi do a 180 on muslim terrorist Profiling

@ 12:04 AM (96 months, 5 days ago)

 

Finally convinced by aids who can READ the two misguided liberals have seen the light.  All transportation terminals will be staffed by trained profilers.  What took the two botox baboons so long?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
   
a. Superman
   
b. Jay Lenno
   
c. Harry Potter
   
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

 
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
   a. Lost Norwegians
   b. Elvis
   c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 
4.  During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    a. John Dillinger
   
b. The King of Sweden
   
c. The Boy Scouts
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
   
a. A pizza delivery boy
   
b. Pee Wee Herman
   
c. Geraldo Rivera
 
  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d
. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
   
 a. Mr. Rogers
   
 b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
   
 c. The World Wrestling Federation
   
 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

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1. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the   US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

1
2. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
   
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

1
3. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
     a. Bonnie and Clyde
     b. Captain Kangaroo
     c. Billy Graham
   
 d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. 2004 - Spain Railwayy bombings.
       a. Enron
       b. The Lutheran Church
       c. The NFL
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

                                    AND NOW !

 15. 2005 London Railway bombings
       a. Mr. Rogers
       b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
       c. The World Wrestling Federation
    d.  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

 So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave 
Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

 

Whatever it takes to win an election

Aren't I the bitch who now has blond hair?  Have you met my husband?



2006/9/3

islamic extremist nazi pig dissected - muslim menace exposed

@ 12:29 AM (96 months, 8 days ago)

 

A deeper look makes the muslim menace so easy to understand even a democrat liberal COULD figure it out.  The interior of the pig says what the muslim islamo nazi sychophants like Kent State's pino take millions of words to TRY to say.

Naturally the brain cavity is EMPTY

 

copywrite 2006  Barry G.

2006/8/23

United States Military Creating Middle East Photo Directory of islamo nazi muslim terrorists

@ 12:44 AM (96 months, 19 days ago)

 

As part of the President's new "why can't all those towelheads over there just be friends" policy, Soldiers are beginning to gather photos for the directory beginning with islamo nazi muslim terrorists.  The pictures are free, the directory will be free.  This will be way more comprehensive than the previous "deck of cards directory".

 

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Photos taken by the Military have the be RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

 

 

2006/8/20

Religious Truths - Dealing with islamo nazi muslim terrorists

@ 09:42 PM (96 months, 21 days ago)

 

RELIGIOUS TRUTHS As we struggle to understand the surge in violence in the middle east, it is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths:

 

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS?

 

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PROBABLY BECAUSE WE ARE DEALING WITH IDIOTS

2006/8/5

SPCA Announces New Free Cat Adoption Program

@ 10:59 PM (97 months, 6 days ago)

 

Tired of PAYING the SPCA to take a cat off your hands?  Cats like this really DO need a home.

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"Rescue me from the street preferably with a snow shovel and bury me in your back yard or feed me to your muslim gardener"

 

muslim islamist terrorists Discover Their Alleged Paradise is 'Different'

@ 10:55 PM (97 months, 6 days ago)

 

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THE 'PARADISE' AWAITING OUR ISLAMIST TERRORIST FRIENDS AND THEIR SYMPATHIZERS

2006/8/3

Microsoft vs. Hackers vs. terrorists vs. abortions vs. Supreme Court

@ 11:00 PM (97 months, 8 days ago)

 

After suffering embarrassing security exploits over the past several years, Microsoft Corp. is trying a new tactic: inviting some of the world's best-known computer experts to try to poke holes in Vista, the next generation of its Windows operating system.  Microsoft also announced on line cut rate abortions and has dared the Supreme Court to try to stop it.  terrorists have been finding out that when they access the internet, Microsoft sends a beam through their keyboards and fries their brains.

"YOU DOPES THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THAT CHARITY BULLSHIT.  HAHAHAHAHA.  I WILL HAVE GLOBAL DOMINATION."

On the drawing board for Microsoft is an online takeover of Wal-Mart.  The new Micro-Marts will be completely virtual with the exception of only accepting gold bullion

Alton Towers Theme park calls off "Muslim Fun Day"

@ 01:36 AM (97 months, 9 days ago)

Due to lack of interest...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's biggest theme park has called off the country's first "National Muslim Fun Day" because of lack of interest, the park said Wednesday.

Alton Towers in central England was to open on September 17 for Muslims -- with halal food, a strict dress code and prayer areas.

Music, gambling and alcohol were to be banned for the day and theme park rides such as "Ripsaw," "Corkscrew" and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" all segregated by sex.

But the park said the event's organizers, Islamic Leisure, who rented the park for the day and were marketing the event, had called it off due to "insufficient ticket sales."

2006/7/31

World War IV - Farfetched or Around the Corner? What are the terrorists Capable of?

@ 08:55 PM (97 months, 11 days ago)

 

This is some frightening stuff.  It's not like it is crazy talk either.  Unfortunately American liberals are clueless and seem to want to die and take sensible Americans with them.

"Ultimately, and with little forewarning, World War IV in all of its mass destructiveness will arrive on our shores - in the American heartland. Hezbollah, Al Qaeda, HAMAS and other various proxy stooges of all nationalities or citizenships can and will strike our apparent national ambivalence to this direct threat."

 
By Sean Osborne,
Associate Director,
Senior Analyst,
Military Affairs
sosborne@homelandsecurityus.com
 
22 July 2006: The current military situation in the Middle East is EVERYONE'S worst nightmare - whether they individually or collectively realize it at this moment or not. I say this due to the fact that, believe it or not, some here in the United States don’t believe this war will amount to much of anything for Americans' to be concerned about. They do not realize or accept that we are engaged in World War IV. (I classify the so-called “Cold War” as World War III.)
 
They are wrong, and probably dead wrong.
 
To be sure, this is not just another Arab versus Israel war. This is an existential war. This is a war specifically begun via proxy as designed and prepared for by the regime of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Syria and their military allies. Israel is both the initial target and the ultimate objective.
 
So is the United States of America.
 
America is an enemy objective and a part of this war because we have been targeted by the Iranian regime, their proxy terrorist forces and allied nations due to our support of Israel.
 
As long as America stands behind Israel as the arsenal of democracy and best hope of freedom the enemy axis powers know full well they cannot hope to defeat Israel on the battlefield. The Iranian plan has always been to ignite the two front war in Israel, and then to hit the US with a haymaker from our blindside. Their plan, the Hojjatieh sect of Shi’a Islam plan, has always been to ignite an Armageddon-like scenario, to collapse “Anglo-Saxon civilization” as an integral part of the overall objective to achieve hegemony over all of the Middle East, Islam and the oil beneath those lands. Thus in executing these objectives nothing less than World War IV will result.
 
The Order of Battle
 
The events in Gaza and Northern Israel were the well coordinated triggering events which launched this war. The rapid escalation and weaponry brought to bear are indicative of the battle plan prepared well in advance of hostilities. Recent engagements illustrate this in an unambiguous manner.
 
A week ago an Israeli Navy Sa’ar-5 class corvette, the “Ahi Hanit”, was struck by an Iranian C-802 shore-to-ship variant of the Communist Chinese designed YJ-8 family of cruise missiles. Iran purchased at least sixty C-802’s from the Chinese PLA. The C-802 missile (NATO Codename: CSS-N-8 SACCADE) was launched under inertial guidance from the Lebanese littoral most likely by Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) troops. Most open-source military reports state that this cruise missile is radar guided. True, all indications are that the C-802 has a J-band (10 – 20 Gigahertz) terminal active radar guidance seeker in the warhead.
 
What has not been widely reported, however, is that an Iranian submarine, which I believe to be a Russian-made SSK Kilo-class electric-diesel boat, was nearby at the time. Did this Iranian sub provide some form of terminal guidance to the C-802 missile? It’s possible. That the sub was in the area of combat operations prior to the execution of the battle plan also speaks to the detailed preparations made by Iran. There are no reports that I am aware of which reported this sub transiting north-bound through the Suez Canal. The lack of this information in open-sources means that the Iranian sub had quite a long voyage around the African continent to arrive on station prior to hostilities. My theory is that upon reaching the Strait of Gibraltar the Iranian sub performed a maneuver that is known as “degaussing.” It parked itself directly underneath an eastbound commercial freighter and made the run through the strait completely under electrical power. It then continued along a 100 fathom line along the North African coast to the area of Tunisia and on to the eastern Mediterranean Sea.
 
Just about 48 hours ago I learned of the first open-source report on the detection of this submarine. The CBN report stated that a U.S. Air Force RC-135V/W "Rivet Joint" reconnaissance aircraft detected the Iranian submarine with its very sensitive Electronic Intelligence (ELINT) sensor array. The CBN report then commented on the full-extent of the electronic surveillance capabilities of the “Rivet Joint” aircraft by noting its sensors had also detected Iranian ballistic missile activities and shipments of these missiles to Lebanon.
 
In the past couple of days Israeli SOF had located an Iranian Zelzal-2 (Earthquake) short range ballistic missile (SRBM) on its launcher in Lebanon. The missile, with a maximum range of about 250 miles, was prepped and ready to launch. An immediate air strike guided by on-the-ground Israeli Special Forces laser designators was radioed in. The air strike on the missile launcher threw the Zelzal airborne momentarily and ultimately impacting the ground a very short distance away. Scratch one Zelzal. More Iranian Zelzal’s were targeted in the exact same manner as they crossed from Syria into Lebanon. When you read of or see broadcast reports of Israeli air strikes on bridges between Lebanon and Syria along the Beirut-Damascus highway and other avenues into Lebanon they are specifically intended to halt the flow of such war material. However, conservative estimates are that enemy combatants in Lebanon had at least 200 of these Iranian ballistic missiles prior to hostilities erupting.
 
The Current Situation Report (SITREP)
 
The war has the Israeli Defense Forces fully engaged, although not to the level of their entire strategic depth, but fairly close to that level. The Israeli’s are prepared for any battlefield eventuality, including the use of WMD. In fact, Israeli ground forces are about to move into southern Lebanon on a large scale combat operation to engage all enemy combatants. This may include Lebanese army forces who reportedly will side themselves with Hezbollah and IRGC forces. The Syrian military has been making moves of its own by targeting its own missile forces on Israeli targets. One can reasonably expect that this is totally unacceptable to the Israeli High Command and a pre-emptive strike against Syrian targets is an imminent probability. The point of all this is to illustrate that this war is just getting to the boiling point and its escalation to full-scale regional warfare can happen within hours or minutes of your reading this article. I suspect that this war will involve the first use of weapons of mass destruction in the near term against Israel with the resultant immediate Israeli retaliatory response directed against the Syrian capital city Damascus.
 
Can Israeli pre-emptive strikes against rear-echelon targets in Iran be far behind? And for how long will US and Coalition forces in the CENTCOM AO remain unengaged in the war given the Iranian strategic objectives alluded to above?
 
Ultimately, and with little forewarning, World War IV in all of its mass destructiveness will arrive on our shores - in the American heartland. Hezbollah, Al Qaeda, HAMAS and other various proxy stooges of all nationalities or citizenships can and will strike our apparent national ambivalence to this direct threat. The Northeast Intelligence Network has been consistently warning of this inevitability for a very long time, and I must now repeat the admonition to the whole of America: If you have not been vigilant in your local community before, you absolutely must be so engaged at this time. America is a primary target, a major military objective of Iran, its proxies and allies. Your survival depends upon the level of vigilance and preparations you may or may not have bothered to exert up to this minute. Personal responsibility, prudent planning and preparations are all that stand between you and your family, indeed your own neighborhood and region of the nation, and the war which is now in progress. God help us all.

2006/7/30

Why Debate terrorism, War, Politics, Abortion When You Can Play Strip Poker for Money

@ 09:06 PM (97 months, 12 days ago)

 

Why take anything seriously anymore when this is available?

April Fool's joke sparks strip poker championship

DUBLIN (Reuters) - It started as an April Fool's joke but an Irish bookmaker's proposal to hold the world's biggest strip poker contest will become reality next month.

Strip Poker

WELL MAYBE NOT THIS

Paddy Power floated the idea as a joke but it generated so much interest -- and hundreds of requests to take part -- that the Dublin-based company decided to organize a contest.

So next month, 200 poker buffs will risk baring all in an attempt to become the first World Strip Poker Champion -- and earn a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

BETTER?

The winner will also receive a "Golden Fig Leaf" trophy plus 10,000 pounds ($18,630) in cash.

"This will be the most fun you can have with your clothes on -- or off!" Paddy Power said in a statement for the tournament, which will be held in London on August 19.