a small dose of reality

Scene one:  Goofy rides Minny doggy style - OOPS  wrong costumes

Mickey handled the camera work before putting it on auto and joining in

The Walt Disney Co. on Thursday said it took "appropriate action" against employees at its Paris theme park who were caught simulating sex while dressed as Disney characters in a digital video that has received wide attention on the Internet.  "Appropriate action"  translates to transfer to the Disney Hardcore Production Co.  There the costumes are slightly different.

Not those costumes either

Disney would not say whether it had dismissed any of the costumed employees featured in the grainy video, which appears to have been shot with a hidden camera at a backstage dressing room at Disneyland Resort Paris.

We've been doing it for year, why else would we be smiling in these stupid outfits

"The behavior shown on the video is unacceptable and inexcusable," Disney said in a statement.  Officials are still in conference "reviewing" the video.

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

"Platform?  Policies?  Campaign advertising?  My sister is my running mate." 

We don't need that stuff, we're hot

Hello Paris, I think they put up the wrong billboard, that one is Hillary's

Paris...your target voter is a very small percentage of the population

copywrite 2006 - Barry G.

The LAPD put out this story as the beginning of a spindoctoring PR campaign to cover up yet more bad acts by the Department.  The facts are that drunk police officers pulled their cruiser behind Paris, saw it was her and pulled her over.  One got out, weaved over to Paris and asked if she would do his partner and himself.  Paris pulled out her .357, made a citizens arrest and this resulted.  A clear travesty.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence early Thursday after "driving erratically" and failing a field sobriety test, police said.

She was pulled over in Hollywood about 12:30 a.m.

"She exhibited the symptoms of intoxication," LAPD spokesman Irv Isabella said, reading from a written statement. The DUI charge would be a misdemeanor. Hilton has been released on her own recognizance and is scheduled to appear in court at the end of the month, at which time she will learn if she will be charged.