In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.Shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn't be cited for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary planning permit for the project, but was stymied by a Cease and Desist Order for the earthly part.

At the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the first place. He replied that he just liked to be creative.

Then God said, "Let there be light."

Officials immediately demanded to know how the light would be made. Would it require strip mining? What about thermal pollution?

God explained that the light would come from a huge ball of fire, and provisional approval was granted with the proviso that no smoke would result.

The authorities demanded the issuance of a building permit, and (to conserve energy) required that the light be left off half the time. God agreed, saying he would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night." Officials replied that they were only interested in protecting the environment, not in semantics.

God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as many seed."

The EPA agreed, so long as only native seed was used.

Then God said, "Let waters bring forth creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth."

Officials pointed out this would require approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubongelic Society.

Everything went along smoothly until God declared that he intended to complete the project in six days.

Officials informed God it would take at least 200 days to review his many waiver applications and environmental impact statements. After that there would have to be a public hearing, and then there would be a 10-12 month probationary period before....

At this point, God created Hell.

The Iranian bastards led by their jackass president and the immediate surrounding area

How do you like CNN's use of the word "purportedly"?  It's very interesting that CNN does not use such qualifier when speaking of the United States.

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CAIRO, Egypt (AP) -- An al Qaeda-linked group posted a Web video Saturday purporting to show the bodies of two American soldiers being dragged behind a truck, then set on fire.

The yellow bastards should broadcast from Havana

Imagine the spying dollars saved by the bunch of creeps.  And some of other are stupid enough to finance it.  Not me.  Never have never will.

A nationwide boycott of this withering dinosaur may be the final step in addition to technology, the internet and alternative media to shut it down for good.  Centuries of holier than thou biased preached rather than news reporting has done incalcuable damage to the United States.  The Constitution protects the NYT.  Economics can eliminate the NYT.  Speak with your dollars and tell your uninformed or too lazy to cancel friends.

Fortunately the next generation already knows better and the NYT is on it's way out finally.  Readership is declining.  It's desperation is beginning to parallel Dan Rather's.  Goodbye and good riddance NYT.

Who is America's most dangerous traitor?  Jane Fonda, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, the New York Times, Benedict Arnold, Dan Rather, Star Jones or Barbara Walters?