After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple
> decided
> that was enough, as they could not afford a
> larger bed.
>
> So the husband went to his physician and
> told him
> that he and his cousin didn't want to have
> any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a
> procedure
> called a vasectomy that could fix the
> problem but that it was expensive.
> "A less costly alternative," said the
> doctor, "is to go home, get
> a cherry bomb, light It, put it in a beer
> can, then hold the can up to
> your ear and count to 10."
>
> The hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not
> be the smartest tool in
> the shed, but I don't see how putting a
> cherry bomb in a beer can next
> to my ear is going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
> put it in a beer can. He
> held the can up to his ear and began to
> count!
>
> "1"
>
> "2"
>
> "3"
>
> "4"
>
> "5"
>
> ( you'll love this...)
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer
> can between his legs and
> continued counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee ,
> Alabama , Louisiana , Arkansas ,
> Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West
> Virginia and Washington DC .
>
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