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2006/8/3

Microsoft vs. Hackers vs. terrorists vs. abortions vs. Supreme Court

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@ 08:00 PM (26 months, 23 days ago)

 

After suffering embarrassing security exploits over the past several years, Microsoft Corp. is trying a new tactic: inviting some of the world's best-known computer experts to try to poke holes in Vista, the next generation of its Windows operating system.  Microsoft also announced on line cut rate abortions and has dared the Supreme Court to try to stop it.  terrorists have been finding out that when they access the internet, Microsoft sends a beam through their keyboards and fries their brains.

"YOU DOPES THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THAT CHARITY BULLSHIT.  HAHAHAHAHA.  I WILL HAVE GLOBAL DOMINATION."

On the drawing board for Microsoft is an online takeover of Wal-Mart.  The new Micro-Marts will be completely virtual with the exception of only accepting gold bullion